I have to say I agree with Imelda Staunton's call for a ban on eating and drinking in theatres during performances.
After all, there's usually an interval, which is the ideal time to seek refreshments if required, but I do appreciate that this is also the occasion when many women spend the entire time queuing for the loo (or is that just me?)
It appears to be a widespread problem, and not just with noisy snacks either. One actor said he'd seen a person in the front row of a theatre in which he was performing produce a full fish supper, complete with mushy peas, which was then consumed with gusto during the play. This did distract him, particularly as the smell of the food wafted towards the stage.
This won't be popular, but I would also like to see noisy junk food banned in cinemas. I wouldn't ban popcorn, although I did nearly choke on a kernel once while watching a film but did it so quietly that husband didn't even realise until I informed him afterwards.
But is there anything worse when watching a film than having a critical moment in the plot ruined by the ear-shatteringly loud rustling of a crisp packet, family size Minstrels bag or similar? Or the slurp of the end of the slushy cup just to make sure it's empty?
Please don't get me started on people who use their phones during performances either!
I went to watch Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them on the day it was released - very good, highly recommended, bit dark in places so not appropriate for very young children - and lo and behold, at several times during the film there was the glow of a mobile. Not just a quick glance to check the time or to see if there'd been an emergency either, people were just sitting there staring at their screens.
Can't we please just engage in one activity and spend a couple of hours watching a play or film without eating, drinking or looking at our phones?